Teeny Tigress




how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

(via the-coolmom)


anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

(via dontforgetthealamo)

Woooow thank you that’s really super nice to say I love you let’s be buds


yesterday this really hot guy came into my work so i called dibs and then i saw his wedding ring :// so i had to call his wife and tell her i dibbed her man ://// awkward (for her)

(via itsaboutfalling)


Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man

(via s-bruklyn)



"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

(via s-bruklyn)

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