Teeny Tigress

ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

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spookyhella:

casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are

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Levels of Tumblr.

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

These are the legit numbers.

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turntnip:

gym class

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batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

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twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

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